19 Ways To Have Dirty Hot Sex In a Hammock
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The Maya were deeply religious, and worshiped a many Gods related to nature, such as the sun, the moon, rain and corn.
The Maya society had aristocratic roles (Kings) , or “kuhul ajaw” (holy lords), who claimed to be related to gods and followed a hereditary succession. They were thought to serve as mediators between the gods and people on earth, and performed the elaborate religious ceremonies and rituals so important to the Maya culture.
You may also know them from the Mesoamerican Long Count calendar that predicted all our deaths in 2012. But since that didn’t happen we can still enjoy the comforts of our hammocks and some solid hammock sex.
Should you be feeling a bit adventurous these deeply religious Mayans did like to experiment with some erotic sex positions. (Who would’ve thunk it!)
Should you need another excuse to buy a hammock here are 19!
The softness and beauty of the Deer/LaSauvidad Y Beleza del Venado
First comes the lightning than thunder then the rainstorm/ Primero Viene el Relampago y el trueno y despues la tormenta.
Blowing in the wind/metiendo el viento and the hammock sex commences.
A Dog’s instinct/El instinto del perro
Mother earth conceives the seed of creation/La Madre Tierra concire la semilla de creacion
Swinging and Playing Like a Monkey/Girando y ugando Como Um Mono
The Sensational Movements of The Serpent/Los Movimentos Sensacionales De La Serpiente
The New Morning Light Of The Sun/La Nueva Luz Del Sol De La Manana
The Long Tongue of The Lizard/La Lengua Large Del Lagarto
The Grip of The Vulture/ElControl Del Buitre
Driving it all The Way To Death/Empujandolo con fuerza hasta la muerta
Drink of Water of The Valley/Tomando Agua Del Valle
Laying in the Middle of The Road/Poniendoso En Medio Camino
The Purring comfort of the Jaguar/el ronroned consuelo del jaguar
Spilt The Reed & In Goes the Seed. 💘
Open wings flying through the air in eagles paradise/alas abiertas que vuelan a traves del aire en el paraiso de las aguilas
19.Flint/Pedernal de Piedra
The incision of the flint stone/la incision del perdenal de piedra
I… I got this hammock tent for 2 and I want to share it with you.